"Congrats on Escaping Death - Funny Birthday Card" For those who appreciate a little dark humor with their birthday celebrations, our "Congrats on Escaping Death" card is perfect! Featuring a classical art meme style painting of the Angel of Death visiting a woman in bed, the exchange goes like this: Woman: “Death, are you here for me?” Death: “No, girl, I’m here for your house plants.” A hilarious and irreverent way to celebrate surviving another year—because sometimes, the real victims are the plants.
Inside: "Congrats on escaping death for another year! (Sorry ‘bout your plants tho)" – because let’s face it, you can’t win them all. Printed in the USA.
$ 6.00
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