BOOKS, GAMES & FUN

When You're Dead, You Don't Know

It's Like My Mom Always Said

Hand Shaped Back Scratcher

Fake Moustaches Stickers

Butter Not Forget Market Pad

If you want to impress me with your car

I love you this much

Pay teachers more and Congress Less

Not to brag, but I've passed every "I'M NOT"

Quack, Quack Motherfucker!

The best thing about being a dog

Relax, everything will be fine

I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.

Alcohol! Because feelings are stupid

Yippee ki yay, motherfucker

Exercise?! I thought you said Extra Fries!

Magnet-You had me at 'let's day drink'

Find someone who laughs at the same stupid shit you do

I'm not fucking stupid.

Ban Bigots, Not Books!

Today I choose positivity, so kindly..

"I'm no longer accepting the things I cannot change.."

Did 400 crunches today. It was a bag of cheese puffs.

"You're only given one little spark of madness…."

My decision-making skills closely resemble

"The more I learn about people…"

Patrotiotism is supporting your country all the time

Elect a Rapist, expect to get fucked

Telling me "This Won't End Well"

Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being an asshole

Agree to Disagree, means I'm right

Self-Control is difficult for me because people….

Anyone else sick and tired of being sick and tired?

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, doggone it…..

Don't try to fuck with us old folk. We know shit.

ICE is best crushed