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Not to brag, but I've passed every "I'M NOT"
Quack, Quack Motherfucker!
The best thing about being a dog
Relax, everything will be fine
I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
Alcohol! Because feelings are stupid
Yippee ki yay, motherfucker
Exercise?! I thought you said Extra Fries!
Find someone who laughs at the same stupid shit you do
I'm not fucking stupid.
Ban Bigots, Not Books!
Today I choose positivity, so kindly..
"I'm no longer accepting the things I cannot change.."
Did 400 crunches today. It was a bag of cheese puffs.
My decision-making skills closely resemble
"The more I learn about people…"
Patrotiotism is supporting your country all the time
Telling me "This Won't End Well"
Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being an asshole
Agree to Disagree, means I'm right
Self-Control is difficult for me because people….
Anyone else sick and tired of being sick and tired?
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, doggone it…..
Don't try to fuck with us old folk. We know shit.
Imagine hating an immigrant more than a pedophile
Never underestimate a public school teacher
Are there fewer female serial killers
What does it mean if the holy water sizzles
Some buttons want to be pushed
If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong
Worrying about things beyond my control
The U.S. Constitution Quiz Cards
Christopher Marley's Incredible Insects Sticker Book
Riddles Vol. II Knowledge Cards
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